Random Review #2: The song “Move Bitch” by Ludacris from his album “Word of Mouf”

In the opening verse (and chorus) of Christopher “Ludacris” Bridges’ song “Move Bitch,” Luda tells you he wants you to “Move bitch, get out the way.” He continues to ask you to get out of his way throughout the song, making sure he calls you a bitch each time he impolitely asks. Combine this with a menacing synth beat, and you have yourself a grade-A rap song, ready to be overplayed on radios nationwide.
And you can’t forget about the raspy-voiced “guest” rapper near the middle of the song that seems to have no reason to be on this track, but to let you know that you should get out of his way as well. Oh, and I forgot about the other “guest” vocalist, who I’ll call “Big ‘N Deep,” since his voice is big and deep. Big ‘N Deep also informs you on his opinion of you being a bitch and moving out of Ludacris’ way. So now you know how these three dudes think of you being a bitch about not moving out of their way.
Come to think of it, Luda doesn’t really say much more on this song besides that. He has a bit of rapping, but nowhere near as much as his two “guest” rappers. I’ll never be able to take rap seriously, ever.